| crush: | so who's your crush |
|---|---|
| me: | *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU |
ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT SOMEONE THROWING A DILDO ON STAGE AND ZAYN PUTTING IT IN HIS MOUTH
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(via forever90s)
*eheheh hello there*
*you wanna know how hot i am?*
*yeh? u sure?*
*because*…
*i will*….
*destroy you…*
*whether i’m being cute*
*or hot as fuck*
*eheheh dat’s right bitch*
*i’m niall fucking horan*
*you said you wanted to talk about how hot i am*
*done*
byeee
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